August 2009
11 posts
Is it bad when you like your gross, overweight, rude boss because his nickname for you is skinny?
Is it bad when you are so bored at work that a bathroom break sounds like fun?
Is it bad when you are more excited about your roommate seeing your cute panties than upset about him catching you changing?
Is it bad when one of your life goals includes being shot into notoriety via personal blog?
Is it bad that I gave my number to the 40 year old Mexican busboy at work for a self esteem boost?
Is it bad that I prefer to sleep with my dog over a boyfriend (not that I have one, just in general)??
Is it bad that I’m lusting after my Dads wheelchair bound friend?
Is it bad when you wake up late from a nap and tell your manager you were late for work because “you got held up at your other job.”
Is it bad when you think about everything in life in reference to either Twitter, Facebook, or Texts from Last Night?
Is it bad when you buy a box of ice cream treats and bring them to your office so you have something to look forward to after lunch? (don’t worry, I shared)
Is it bad when you get a meeting moved so you’re not late for lunch? because i may or may not have done that.